Saturday, July 12, 2008
Through our time in Morianz, we have all done things which would shock most ppl...
It's not wrong to label us as the WILDEST, MOST ANNOYING class in F5. Here's a reason why...
List of the WILDEST, MOST ANNOYING, TEACHER-SCARING MACHINES IN 5MORI AND WHY.

SzeTo. Manchurian. Nothing else to add.

Ryan. Singing extraordinare. Known to sing at the most unearthly times, especially if the teacher is in front teaching. The first MBS Idol.

Marcus. This picture says it all.
Famous for eating an eraser, mistaking it for a sweet. That's why I said, the picture says it all.

Joel. Shy, quiet on the exterior. Don't get him angry though. He's capable of destroying many things around him if given the chance. Is known for 'UnMalaysian' English and given the title, "Walking Dictionary".

Andrew. The tax collector. Capable of spewing profanities so profane that most people will cringe. Known also for sudden bursts of K-POP-ness.

Smith Shim. NO.1 WILD machine and King of all wild acts. You don't want to make him mad at you. He'll do something to you so bad that you'd never have guessed it in your wildest dreams. Invents wild acts almost instantaneously.

Choo. Noise blaring machine. Don't let the innocent name deceive you. There's more to him than meets the eye. Capable of producing sound decibels above 500. Be warned.

Chen Fai. Singing machine. No.1 Jay Chou fan. You can hear him crooning out Jay's songs nearly everyday. He might be serious looking in the pic, but don't judge a book by its cover. Also part of the DOTA gang.

Kar Heng. Prefect and overall Mr. Holy. Nicknamed 'Holy Choong' because of his involvement in CF activities. Does he annoy? Yes he does. Occasionally.
There's more but these will be without pics. I'm not paparrazzi. I don't have everyone's pics.
Kar Hoe. Prince of all wild acts. He's not as good as the undisputed King of all wild acts but give him a few more years and he might even surpass expectations. Famous for eating an eggtart behind the teacher's back.
Wing Luo. Boss man. The dark leader. Also famous for spewing a vast amount of profanities. He can challenge teachers and WIN! That's why he's the boss.
Ki-Yun. Korean looking guy. No joke. He does look Korean. And his 'sister' is the famous Pn. Low. Coincidence? I think not. Known for his sarcastically funny one-liners.
Baarathan. Most famous for his 'YO Wassup?' to Cik Norizan. Had the class laughing for weeks after the incident.
Keng Gein. Big Mouth Green. Translate that to Cantonese.
Johnny. Class monitor. Yeng chai. Overall funny man. Provides the laughter and the fun for all of us in the class.
Kah Hui. Maths pro. Famous for his crooked peace sign. It has gone on to become the Morianz peace sign; a crooked type of peace.
Xing Yao. Morianz very own Yao Ming. Tall enough to scare but actually, he's a really nice guy inside.
Seng Jun. Drawing whiz. His pictures are really really nice. Seriously.
For the people I missed, I'm so sorry. You're not scary enough for most teachers.
Joking la.
Kelvin. Football pro. Don't get in front of his shot. It hurts.
SuLoy. Class target. Raped almost everyday that it became a class record.
Alvin. Goalkeeper. Has the most elastic body that can stretch to almost any shape.
Seah. Good boy. Actually not. He's a good boy but don't get him started on all the bad things. He'll scare you. Rubik's Cube pro.
I don't think I missed anyone.
That's all for now.
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